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Always Two Things to Worry About – Mike Goodwin

Mike December 31, 2025

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Mike Goodwin is a clean, family-friendly comedian, keynote speaker, and humor coach known for his signature bowtie and expectation-defying brand of humor that avoids foul or vulgar language.  A native of Camden, South Carolina, he is a U.S. Army veteran and holds a Master’s degree in Education from the University of South Carolina, having previously worked in primary and secondary education. 

Goodwin blends leadership and laughter to inspire audiences at corporate events, churches, and galas, with a goal of leaving people better than he found them.  He has appeared on America’s Got Talent (Season 16), Dry Bar Comedy, BET, TBN, and SiriusXM, and has shared stages with comedians like Tim Hawkins and Michael Jr. He resides in Columbia, SC, with his wife Rozalynn and their two children. 

There only two things in life that you worry about. Whether you’re healthy or whether you’re sick. If you’re healthy, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. But if you’re sick, you got two things to worry about. Whether you going to get better, whether you going to get worse. You get better, you ain’t got nothing to worry about.

But if you get worse, you got two things to worry about. Whether you going to live or you going to die. If you live, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. But if you die, you got two things. Whether you go in heaven, whether you going to hell.

If you go to heaven, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. What if you go to hell? You got two things about original or extra crispy.

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